Monster in My Car- Richmond Hill Ga Real Estate

There's a monster in my car! - Richmond hill ga real estate. Last night as I sat on my sofa watching modern day history/real life happenings aka "Finding Bigfoot", I couldn't help but think of all the REAL monsters that I have safely escaped from while showing homes in Coastal Georgia. Let's look at a case study of the freaks, no, weirdos, no, monsters that I have luckily escaped from over the years.
The "Screaming Meanie". My least favorite. This little monster can bare it's teeth and take a hunk out of you at any moment. It is also known as... The Four-Year-Old! It's cute. It acts like it wants you to love it. It even speaks audible English. But it's all a facade. At the drop of a hat, it can disguise itself with flared nostrils and lips. Don't look it in the eye! When you acknowledge it, it goes crazy running in circles. It breaks things and screams at its mother. You want to beat it but you can't. I've looked into the eyes of one of these and my heart grew cold. Beware of the Screaming Meanie!
Another monster that has darkened the doorway of my car: the "Unqualified Buyer"! This one is really hard to spot. Tell-tale signs include: driving a new, expensive car (or two), stressing the need for a low payment (so it can afford its cars), big speak of expensive hobbies and/or vacations, and whispers of former wives and kids (alimony/child support). Don't mistake the big talk of expensive hobbies as wealth in the bank. These monsters will burn your gas and waste your time.
The "I know more than you" monster. This monster has read all the recent Real Estate articles on the internet and is of above MENSA intelligence. Hold your tongue, you're in for a ride. Try not to drive off a cliff to end the madness while this monster is in the car! You have a family to feed! Simply stop at a convenience store, ask the monster to run inside and grab you bottle of water (cough a lot if you have to) then run like hell and don't look back!
How about the monster who brings their monster-parent who is also a Realtor from somewhere a long ways from your area? The monster is usually easy to get along with, it's the Realtor-parent-monster that is tough. Good luck getting it right with this little situation. Expect to hear this phrase a lot: "Well in ______ (fill in the blank with a city that produces nasal-sounding know-it-alls) we ALWAYS do things different/better than the way you're doing it. I guess you guys just haven't caught up to us yet." Yeah, get out of the car. Now!
I want to hear about some of your monsters in the comments section, I know there are many so just post your favorites. Thanks from Coastal Georgia! There's a monster in my car! - Richmond hill ga real estate.